the bachelor.

1. this show is so awkward it hurts.

2. wtf is up with all these models?
3. jake's demeanor annoys us.

4. "love is more powerful than flying."

5. no, jake does not have a registry for those guns.

6. vienna is a sausage.

7. "i'd really like to... be a passenger... in your pants... i mean plane! PLANE!"

8. uhh, a "pretend" fiance? these bitches is crazay.

9. michelle needs a one-way ticket to the booby hatch. toss some jelly beans at that crazy coconut on the way out.

10. this show is so awkward it hurts.